10mm used to stop the threat, Montana Style! Bear in the house..

When my ex wife was a young girl living in the UP, they awoke to a ruckus coming from the kitchen. Her Mom walked in, turned on the light and was face to face with a black bear rooting through the kitchen garbage can. She hollered at the bear and he ran out the back door where he came in.

What??? They didn't call a bear negotiator to determine what lead them to break into the house and give them a fuzzy toy to defuse the situation.
I’m currently a bare negotiator as I just got out of the shower.

OK, OK……..TMI I know. 🤣