I'm a Vegetarian As It Turns Out

[3 Meter Para Bellum]

I just read this somewhere and thought it was pretty funny,

"I'm technically a vegetarian because cows are made out of grass and water."

 

[cloverleaf]

Huh- me too! Who knew. Actually, Baxter Black did...years ago already....

One of my all time favorites CL

 

[noslerpartition]

I call myself a second-hand vegan, because I like eating vegan animals.
Well - ok, I like pork, too.