makes you think

jimbires

Handloader
Aug 16, 2011
2,496
459
I saw this and thought it was funny , and scary , at the same time .


Ordering a Pizza in 2022
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE:
I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...


Welcome to the future
:eek:
 

JD338

Range Officer
Staff member
Nov 4, 2004
21,847
1,227
Get off the phone, they will be asking questions about the gums, ammo and reloading supplies next!

JD338
 

mjcmichigan

Handloader
Dec 26, 2016
2,264
25
Seriously... avoid those generic voice gizmos....
Alexa, echo... they listen and record... disable it on your cell phone ...


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
 

trizio_e_caio

Beginner
Jul 6, 2020
17
0
[emoji16][emoji16]
or it is more sad than funny?

A friend of mine was talking by phone with his wife, about his old mother's ability on moving and concerning problems.
When the day after his wife turn on a computer they have and rarely use, she did find beside the google home page a lot of adv of bathroom restyling suggesting to remove the bath tub for a shower.
May be simply a coincidence...

Sent with 82.7 gn of N560
 
Top