Flight 2021

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Nov 23, 2013
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I would like to invite you to Flight #2021 boarding today, which departs at midnight.

Hello, welcome to Flight #2021.
We are prepared to take off into the New Year.

Please make sure your Attitude and Blessings are secured and locked in an upright position.

All self-destructive devices should be turned off at this time.

All negativity, hurt and discouragement should be put away...forever.

Should we lose Altitude under pressure, during the flight, reach up and pull down a Prayer. Prayers will automatically be activated by Faith.

Once YOUR Faith is activated you can assist other passengers.

There will be NO BAGGAGE allowed on this flight. We are leaving the past year on the runway.

The Captain (GOD) has cleared us for takeoff.

Destination GREATNESS.
 
Awesome. We have our boarding passes ready.

JD338
 
From what I am seeing from our incoming Goobers this flight is headed for Communism. I won't board it.
 
Unfortunately Flight 2021 is in a tailspin with no hope for survival.. My apologies for raising hopes for a better future. I am very disgusted with big tech and all the big money groups controlling us.
 
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