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 Post subject: Saint Nancy
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:00 pm 

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So I saw this on another forum and it cracked me up.

When an aide to Nancy Pelosi
visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the

Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and

asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the

congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a

saint.



The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there

are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over some of Pelosi's

views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and

now for a donation of $100,000 to you if you'll just tell the

congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."



The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the Church can use the

money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's

aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated

herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As

promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that

Ms. Pelosi was present.



The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Ms.

Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not

numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most

egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to

flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed

hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a

serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the

worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She

married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American

people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative

obligations both in Washington and in California . The woman is simply

not to be trusted."





The Cardinal concluded. “But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Ms.

Pelosi is a saint."

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 Post subject: Re: Saint Nancy
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:14 pm 

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Ooooo! Burn! Excellent, David.

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 Post subject: Re: Saint Nancy
PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:36 am 
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That’s a good one.

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 Post subject: Re: Saint Nancy
PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 4:10 am 
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Thank you for posting that!
She is the absolute poorest example the democratic
party could have ever choose to lead them.
It most certainly speaks well for how much trouble
they are truely in. She obviously has soo "much": on soo "many: under her rule, They dare NOT cross her
crooked asz. I find her personally repulsive from the looks of her smirk face, or the sound of her sickening voice. (Plus find her "creepie")
And honestly feel when she looses her government
position, she would not even be qualified to run s 7/11 in the private sector!
She is the poorest example of a human being that has ever held her post.
Sad to think this once great country has stupid to this all time low in an elected offical.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:25 am 
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Good one David.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 6:17 pm 

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True and funny. Dan.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 2:44 pm 

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Nice....... In so many ways!

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