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DrMike
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- Nov 8, 2006
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Have you ever bought a set of dies, only to find that it was for a calibre you didn't have? Undoubtedly, if this happened to you, you bought a rifle so you could load ammunition with the dies, not wanting them to be useless on your reloading shelf.
Have you ever bought a bag of brass at a gun show, knowing full well that you didn't have a rifle in that calibre? The purchase necessitated a purchase of an appropriate rifle so you could utilise the bargain you had found.
Have you ever bought a scope, only to realise that all your current rifles were scoped? The knowledge that you had an unrifled scope compelled you to seek out an appropriate rifle to attach to the scope.
If any of these things has happened to you, then you are a gunaholic--you need help. The first step is admitting that you are sick. Here at guns anonymous, we offer an easy fifteen- or sixteen-step program (depending upon room in your gun safe) to assist you. Send me all those nasty rifles that have caused you so much grief. I will store them for you, ensuring that they are not lonely, shooting them on a regular schedule--taking them for walks in the north woods and between shooting berms. I'm trained. I can help.
Have you ever bought a bag of brass at a gun show, knowing full well that you didn't have a rifle in that calibre? The purchase necessitated a purchase of an appropriate rifle so you could utilise the bargain you had found.
Have you ever bought a scope, only to realise that all your current rifles were scoped? The knowledge that you had an unrifled scope compelled you to seek out an appropriate rifle to attach to the scope.
If any of these things has happened to you, then you are a gunaholic--you need help. The first step is admitting that you are sick. Here at guns anonymous, we offer an easy fifteen- or sixteen-step program (depending upon room in your gun safe) to assist you. Send me all those nasty rifles that have caused you so much grief. I will store them for you, ensuring that they are not lonely, shooting them on a regular schedule--taking them for walks in the north woods and between shooting berms. I'm trained. I can help.
