I was on another forum and somebody was asking about the Arizona Draw system. Here was a response that I thought was funny and wanted to share:
I liked the jocularity and thought you all might enjoy it too.
It also helps one to understand the Arizona Big Game Draw system.
Vince
I'm looking at hunting somewhere other than AZ because the lottery system here is a farce.
Buy a point each year from date of birth until senility. Then, when senile and crippled, you will be drawn for a once in a lifetime tag. Your gun bearer, that you paid your over-priced and underworked guide two month's wages for, will cart your gun. For the rest of your year's salary you can have two men and a boy cart you, your oxygen canister, and your wheelchair, since you are now so old you cannot walk, twenty feet from the road when your game animal has been spotted.
The game animal was spotted by your guide and three assistants using NASA telescopes. They will tell you, "It's right over there, easy shot Dude." "Right over there" is the width of three counties in Iowa. In short, it's in another freaking zip code! You will hear a clunking sound as your guide puts his high tech tripod in front of you with a rifle rest. In reality it's three pool cues held together with electrical tape and BBQ Tongs to stabilize the butt of your rifle.
You attempt to dial in the yardage but you cannot even see the freaking game animal. You're thinking your cataracts are getting worse but the truth is nothing short of a 25 power optic will even discern that the brown or grey blob is anything but a rock. Your trusty rusty rifle with a 3-9 x 40 scope won't even pick up the animal's movement as he gets up from his bed, sensing that hunters are in the area, and proceeds to walk up the hill and over the next ridge.
For this you will pay two year's salary and not fire a shot. Yeah, lets all hunt Arizona.
OK, trying to be jocular here. How'd I do? I have some friends that are guides and they've helped me a bunch over the last three years, my entire real life hunting career. As for your question, I have no idea. Good luck!
I liked the jocularity and thought you all might enjoy it too.
It also helps one to understand the Arizona Big Game Draw system.
Vince