DrMike
Ballistician
- Nov 8, 2006
- 37,502
- 6,506
We now know that rioting cures COVID-19.
We now know that marching with thousands of others does not require social distancing.
We now know that self-isolation is not necessary if you’re looting.
We now know that abortion is an essential medical procedure, but cancer treatment is no longer an essential medical procedure so long as COVID-19 has not been cured.
We now know that looting high-end stores--stealing luxury purses or expensive sneakers--will soothe hurt feelings.
We now know that the destruction of private property will assuage hurt feelings.
We now know that entering a church when more than twelve people are present is a danger to your health. However, going to Walmart when several hundred people are present is safe.
We now know that the use of cannabis is essential to a healthy lifestyle, but dining out in a restaurant will ensure that you die a horrible death.
We now know that providing liquor is an essential service, but elective surgeries must be restricted to ensure there are enough hospital beds for an influx of sick people that could be coming at any moment.
We now know that the elderly must be locked away in contained areas with a high percentage of infected people surrounding them, but their families must be kept from seeing them.
We now know that those who govern our nation are IDIOTS!
We now know that the political class is full of crap.
Candidly, I’m tired of idiots interpreting rules dreamed up by idiots. The NEW NORMAL is neither new nor is it normal—it is simply the natural consequence of idiots ruling a nation.
We now know that marching with thousands of others does not require social distancing.
We now know that self-isolation is not necessary if you’re looting.
We now know that abortion is an essential medical procedure, but cancer treatment is no longer an essential medical procedure so long as COVID-19 has not been cured.
We now know that looting high-end stores--stealing luxury purses or expensive sneakers--will soothe hurt feelings.
We now know that the destruction of private property will assuage hurt feelings.
We now know that entering a church when more than twelve people are present is a danger to your health. However, going to Walmart when several hundred people are present is safe.
We now know that the use of cannabis is essential to a healthy lifestyle, but dining out in a restaurant will ensure that you die a horrible death.
We now know that providing liquor is an essential service, but elective surgeries must be restricted to ensure there are enough hospital beds for an influx of sick people that could be coming at any moment.
We now know that the elderly must be locked away in contained areas with a high percentage of infected people surrounding them, but their families must be kept from seeing them.
We now know that those who govern our nation are IDIOTS!
We now know that the political class is full of crap.
Candidly, I’m tired of idiots interpreting rules dreamed up by idiots. The NEW NORMAL is neither new nor is it normal—it is simply the natural consequence of idiots ruling a nation.