Newfy Moose going to NY!

[LD375]

:grin: ..Right to Scotty's family home in New York ..Scotty's been a good friend for awhile now, and since my wife's cousin is in town from Long Island NY for xmas, I'd thought I'd send some of the very best cuts of my moose home with him for Scotty and family to enjoy :grin: ..Scotty, just one thing buddy, next time come up and shoot your own!..Ha! :wink:

Lou

 

[DrMike]

I have no doubt he will appreciate the gift. Hmmmm. Do Newfie moose taste as good as BC moose, Lou? :grin:

 

[LD375]

I have no doubt he will appreciate the gift. Hmmmm. Do Newfie moose taste as good as BC moose, Lou? :grin:

Hi Mike ..never tried BC moose yet? :wink: ..But it tastes waaaay better than moose here in Ontario by far ..don't need a knife for this stuff 8)

Lou

 

[JD338]

That's awesome Lou.

JD338

 

[DrMike]

Just finished a great elk roast this afternoon. Hopefully, I'll tag out on a fine cow elk in the next few days. Some holiday or another seems to continually interfere with my hunting plans. :grin:

 

[LD375]

That's awesome Lou.

JD338

Thanks Jim :grin: ..I like to share like I do all the time pal, but getting it to the US or other parts of Canada, it would spoil pal, it just happened that my cousin from NY is in town, and I have all the paper work in place if need be, yah US/Canada customs can be a PITA sometimes :lol: :wink:

Lou

 

[Guy Miner]

Very cool!

And I'll bet our Canadian friends have a whole pile of "Newfie" jokes they could tell... :mrgreen:

 

[DrMike]

Very cool!

And I'll bet our Canadian friends have a whole pile of "Newfie" jokes they could tell... :mrgreen:

Don't even get us started, Guy! :grin: Okay, just one. Feller shoots a deer about three kilometers from the truck. His buddy finds him and they begin to drag the deer. However, the antlers keep catching on the ground. Game warden saunters by and says, "Why don't you fellers pull it by the hind legs so the antlers don't dig into the ground." Great idea, and the two Newfie Nimrods immediately grab the hind legs and begin dragging their prize. "Hey," says the first one, "this is a lot easier. Wish we'd thought of this earlier." "Yeah," says his buddy, "but we're never going to get to the truck going this direction." <rimshot>

 

[Palouser]

Very cool!

And I'll bet our Canadian friends have a whole pile of "Newfie" jokes they could tell... :mrgreen:

Don't even get us started, Guy! :grin: Okay, just one. Feller shoots a deer about three kilometers from the truck. His buddy finds him and they begin to drag the deer. However, the antlers keep catching on the ground. Game warden saunters by and says, "Why don't you fellers pull it by the hind legs so the antlers don't dig into the ground." Great idea, and the two Newfie Nimrods immediately grab the hind legs and begin dragging their prize. "Hey," says the first one, "this is a lot easier. Wish we'd thought of this earlier." "Yeah," says his buddy, "but we're never going to get to the truck going this direction." <rimshot>

That is a good one!

 

[DrMike]

Newfoundland started a war with Nova Scotia a few years back. The Newfies were throwing grenades at the Nova Scotians, and the Nova Scotians won the war when they pulled the pins and threw the grenades back. <rimshot>

 

[Palouser]

Newfoundland started a war with Nova Scotia a few years back. The Newfies were throwing grenades at the Nova Scotians, and the Nova Scotians won the war when they pulled the pins and threw the grenades back. <rimshot>

That one made me chuckle out loud!

 

[DrMike]

Canada's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon near Corner Brook, Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

 

[Vince]

Canada's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon near Corner Brook, Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

LOL!

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[DrMike]

Oh, all right, Todd; just one more. There were two teams of telephone pole installers. A team of Americans and a team of Newfies. Their supervisor went up to them and said, “I’m sorry to say this, but we’ve had budget cuts and one team has to go. For the next three days we’re going to have a contest. The team that installs the most poles stays and the other one goes.”

At the end of the first day both teams went to their supervisor and reported their numbers. The American team put in twenty and the Newfies, fifteen. At the end of the second day the Americans had put in forty-five and the Newfies had only put in thirty. On the third and final day the Americans put in fifty poles and the Newfies got thirty-seven in. The supervisor informed them, “Well I’m sorry to be the one to do this but the American team got more poles in, so you Newfies have to go.” The Newfies were clearly upset; and one of them complained, “No fair, they were only putting their poles in half way!”

 

[Palouser]

Canada's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon near Corner Brook, Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

Flat out laughing out loud!

 

[Palouser]

Oh, all right, Todd; just one more. There were two teams of telephone pole installers. A team of Americans and a team of Newfies. Their supervisor went up to them and said, “I’m sorry to say this, but we’ve had budget cuts and one team has to go. For the next three days we’re going to have a contest. The team that installs the most poles stays and the other one goes.”

At the end of the first day both teams went to their supervisor and reported their numbers. The American team put in twenty and the Newfies, fifteen. At the end of the second day the Americans had put in forty-five and the Newfies had only put in thirty. On the third and final day the Americans put in fifty poles and the Newfies got thirty-seven in. The supervisor informed them, “Well I’m sorry to be the one to do this but the American team got more poles in, so you Newfies have to go.” The Newfies were clearly upset; and one of them complained, “No fair, they were only putting their poles in half way!”

Thanks for all the new material!

 

[Guy Miner]

LOL! Great stuff Mike! :grin:

 

[LD375]

Yah, that's some good stuff mike :roll: ..Time for me to chime in, I know a bunch of friends from Canada and the US, long story made short, I just wish they were as friendly as the people in Newfoundland, I back them up even before my home province, or any state for that matter. Lot's of snotty people in north America.

Lou

 

[DrMike]

Lou, there are quite a few Newfies working in the oil patch and in the gas fields around here. All I've known were good people; I have enjoyed quite a number among my parishioners for a number of years. Most of the Newfie jokes I have heard came from them. They have a rich and rollicking sense of humour, to be sure.

 

[SJB358]

Sweet! Can't wait Lou! Thank you for the venison!

Great darned jokes too! The telephone pole was hillarious.