Not enough space or too many?

[DaveA37]

So what does one do the resolve the problem of not enough storage space or, too many guns? Simple, just go buy another gun safe 'cause you can never have too many guns.

I had to resolve that very problem this past weekend and bought a second gun safe, albeit a tad smaller than the first one.

Not to worry, there's still a bit of space left to fill. :mrgreen:

 

[DrMike]

There is something sinister going on in my safe. There, in the dark confines of the safe, firearms multiply. Drawn out into the brilliance of the stark, white light in my gun room, they are arrayed in all their innocence. Then, when replaced in the stygian interior of the safe, they again begin to multiply. Shortly, they will overrun my domicile (or so my wife says). Ah, Dave, you've taken the first step toward total insanity, for shortly, sooner than you can imagine, that safe, also, will be filled; and you will have begun a journey from which there is no retreat. Best of luck as you do battle with the rifle yet unrevealed that will shortly slip surreptitiously into your second safe, necessitating the purchase of yet another safe. Oh, when does the agony of wondering when the maddening multiplication will end cease?

Hey, what did you get for your second safe?

 

[BK]

I had to resolve that very problem this past weekend and bought a second gun safe, albeit a tad smaller than the first one.

No way am I going smaller on my second safe. I'll probably skip any shelving in this one, but a smaller safe just seems like a waste. I'd be adding a third in no time, and three safes is just excessive! (Safes are harder to hide than new guns, dont'cha know.)

 

[6mm Remington]

You guys need to read that short story by Patrick McManus titled "Gunrunning"! The books is "The Grasshopper Trap". It's about all the ways his character was able to get guns past his wife Bun! Excellent read and you will laugh out loud it's that funny!

Sure glad I don't have that RADD addiction! :mrgreen:

 

[SJB358]

Oh man, a 2nd safe! I can't even figure out how to slip a rifle through home customs. A safe might require a family vacation! Good on ya though. I really need another safe but it's hard to give up the money since I could buy another rifle with that money! Scotty

 

[RiverRider]

There is something sinister going on in my safe. There, in the dark confines of the safe, firearms multiply. Drawn out into the brilliance of the stark, white light in my gun room, they are arrayed in all their innocence. Then, when replaced in the stygian interior of the safe, they again begin to multiply.

Ohhhh, how I wish I had not read this. Now I am afraid my guns are gay.

 

[DrMike]

RR,

Is it because I suffer from sesquipedalianism? Is it because your inventory is momentarily stationary? There is help! Just ask those enlightened souls who have embraced their RADD! :mrgreen:

 

[RiverRider]

You have a twisted sense of humor, DrMike. I like that!
:grin:

It's entirely possible that I have not properly contracted this RADD syndrome of which you speak. I guess I've been going about this thing the wrong way all this time. I've been paying for (ohhhh, the shame!) my rifles. It really makes a guy look bad, ya know, to find out it's out there free for the asking when he's been paying for it for years.
:|

 

[Guy Miner]

"sesquipedalianism"

Dr. Mike, I had to look up that one... Just a simple small town cop here... :grin:

Thought maybe it was something illegal, or immoral, or communist or something...

 

[DrMike]

Guy,

In order to adequate express myself, I am compelled to struggle against some great antagonists and the steep ascent up the eminence requires fortitude and pertinacity. :wink:

 

[Kodiak]

What'd he just say? :shock: :shock: !

 

[SJB358]

What'd he just say? :shock: :shock: !

Jim, those darned doctors with all their fancy words anyhow!


Yeah, I don't know either?? :roll: Scotty

 

[DrMike]

In order to say what I want and how I want it, I have some bad guys fighting against me forcing me to climb a steep hill, which I do with courage and stubbornness. Again, it is because my speech has become infected with sesquipedalian (I love that word) words. Sesquipedalian comes from the Latin, meaning "a foot and a half," referring to a tendency to use long words.

I actually taught college English for a period. Pity my poor students as I required them to learn a new word each day. I may not talk 'Merican real good, but I know it when I hear it. I cain't talk Canajun, but I can write it good. :grin:

 

[SJB358]

Mike, you kill me! I am still laughing a little. Scotty