A couple little Johnny jokes from way back.
Little Johnny was hard at it with a shovel digging a hole in his yard when the next door neighbor strolled by and peered over the fence.
Whatcha doing Johnny he asked?
Johnny says, "burying my goldfish."
Neighbor laughs to himself and shakes his head in amusement and says, that's an awful big hole for a little goldfish.
Johnny replied "well that's because he's inside your d#&m cat!"
Little Johnny was hard at it with a shovel digging a hole in his yard when the next door neighbor strolled by and peered over the fence.
Whatcha doing Johnny he asked?
Johnny says, "burying my goldfish."
Neighbor laughs to himself and shakes his head in amusement and says, that's an awful big hole for a little goldfish.
Johnny replied "well that's because he's inside your d#&m cat!"