Gun Meme to Stimulate Thinking

...damn, now I gotta drive back into town & buy ice cream, this "thinkin'" stuff is "HARD"!!!
 
Just buy a few gallons of your favourite ice cream, Gene. It'll store in the freezer.
 
"195,000 by Medical Malpractice", oh swell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I have a Dr's. appointment next week.

But I'm good with the ice cream,
 
Hmmmm. Reminds me of the last surgical consult I had while in medical school. The only reading material in the waiting room was a text book on anesthesiology. The first chapter I turned to was "Morbidity and Mortality": and the first sentence was "One in every thousand surgical procedures results in death from reaction to anesthetic." As the anesthetist came in to introduce himself, I casually asked, "How many surgeries have you assisted?" "Oh," he said, quite proudly, "almost a thousand." Not as comforting as I could have hoped.
 
DrMike":10ggawtx said:
Just buy a few gallons of your favourite ice cream, Gene. It'll store in the freezer.

...do you think that if they got a couple of 1/2gals. of ice cream instead of a welfare check the "sheeple" would come to their senses, Dr. Mike??? :shock: :roll: :lol: :mrgreen:
 
wildgene":2xosl855 said:
DrMike":2xosl855 said:
Just buy a few gallons of your favourite ice cream, Gene. It'll store in the freezer.

...do you think that if they got a couple of 1/2gals. of ice cream instead of a welfare check the "sheeple" would come to their senses, Dr. Mike??? :shock: :roll: :lol: :mrgreen:

Nah, they'd just eat it and starve to death waiting for more. I doubt that most would know that you have to store it in a freezer. They'd put it in the microwave to warm it up and cry over spilt ice cream.
 
DrMike":2ftn5uy7 said:
wildgene":2ftn5uy7 said:
DrMike":2ftn5uy7 said:
Just buy a few gallons of your favourite ice cream, Gene. It'll store in the freezer.

...do you think that if they got a couple of 1/2gals. of ice cream instead of a welfare check the "sheeple" would come to their senses, Dr. Mike??? :shock: :roll: :lol: :mrgreen:

Nah, they'd just eat it and starve to death waiting for more. I doubt that most would know that you have to store it in a freezer. They'd put it in the microwave to warm it up and cry over spilt ice cream.

Dr. Mike, are you saying most people are a waste of good ice cream??? :roll: :twisted: :mrgreen:
 
wildgene":3udueen9 said:
Dr. Mike, are you saying most people are a waste of good ice cream??? :roll: :twisted: :mrgreen:

Something like that. :lol:
 
"A waste of good ice cream", that's an original. Make it the slogan of the Southern Poverty Defense League!
 
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